Every conversation with my mother EVER.
Science side of tumblr, I demand an explanation
Simple. What you see there is not wine, but blood. The four sacred glass mages are merely raising it up with their magic to present it to the Dark Lord in a feeble attempt to keep him from decimating their homeland
Thanks science side *tosses a biscuit*
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
oh my god i just remembered those pringles pots were a thing and now i want one
I’m gonna fuckin lose it.
Stick on earrings in grade school, Pogs in middle school, and now I am dead of old and nostalgia.
MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES OF AMAZINGNESS
this makes me so happy
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
Dan wearing the same shirt that he wore in a 2010 video
MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”